Body Fluids

In 2006 I chuckled at a colorful BBC headline: Beijing clamps down on spitting. Fat chance of that, I thought.

Not everyone spat. Most of my students considered it gross, embarrassing. Still, the habit was pervasive enough that it was wise to watch your footsteps. The problem wasn’t just saliva: on city sidewalks I saw adults finger-clamp one nostril, then expel the contents of the other. (It took a particular stance, shoes rearward, neck craned forward, in order not to soil one’s apparel.) I was even present when a fellow teacher was doused (in the coat, thankfully, not the face) by a man aiming negligently out the window of a corner-turning taxi.

Why such public spitting? I wanted some cultural-psychological explanation. Maybe Daoism regarded congestion as an impurity that reduced one’s chi, so it was important to eliminate quickly, regardless of wherever one may be.

That was bunk, of course — I completely made it up. They just spat.

Then there were split pants. Instead of diapers, toddlers wore pants cut from crotch to rear so that a mere stretch of the legs would bare their tenderest flesh to the world. I was fortunate never to have witnessed this feature’s eliminatory use.

Most discomforting for me were the spit trays on cafeteria and restaurant tables. The Chinese tended to serve meats in a “chainsaw chicken” manner, using vertical cleaver cuts to transform animals into little geometrical cubes. The resulting cross-sections, though biologically fascinating, made for less effective consumption when dining without fork or knife.

Hence the spit tray. Insert meat cube into mouth, grind, separate savory parts from indigestible, swallow former, deposit latter via gravity into tray. If no tray was present, either your plate or a bare section of table sufficed.

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  1. the forester Says:

    BBC: Beijing clamps down on spitting
    Rupert Wingfield-Hayes, 1 Mar 06

    With the Beijing Olympics now only two years away, the authorities have launched a campaign against one of the city’s least pleasant habits: spitting.

    The local government says it is part of a campaign to raise the ethical and cultural standards of the city ahead of the 2008 Games.

    Foreign visitors to Beijing are often astonished by its citizens’ capacity for expelling mucus.

    Spitting is not just confined to the open air.

    The floors of shops and restaurants are often peppered with phlegm.

    But Beijingers are now being told they must abandon this cherished tradition.

    The Beijing Capital Ethics Development Office has declared spitting the city’s number one bad habit.

    Police have been ordered out on to the streets to track down offenders. Closed circuit television cameras will be used to catch them in the act.

    “This year we will intensify our law enforcement efforts in this field,” Zhang Huiguang, director of Beijing’s Capital Ethics Development Office, told a news conference.

    “We will require law enforcement officials to step up the frequency of fines.”

    For those who simply cannot kick the habit, there is an alternative. Hundreds of uniformed “mucus monitors” will patrol the streets handing out free spitting bags.

    “You have to spit into a tissue or a bag, then place it in a dustbin to complete the process,” Ms Zhang said.

    She said that there would also be a renewed crackdown against the city’s second biggest headache - littering.

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